We’ll be living another hot and spicy night with our Real Housewives of Miami. How will Alexia take the news that there is another hitch in the wedding plans? Will she be all Bridezilla in Guerdy? Grab a mojito or two and let us watch!
nicole other Anthony, who is a pilot, are taking Julia other Martina on a plane ride to a restaurant called Tavern N Town. They go on a double date in the air to Key West. How cool is it to get on a plane to eat out in the Keys? The restaurant has a Mediterranean influence, and if you’ve never been to the Florida Keys, make some plans for some harmless debauchery and good food! Julia is reflecting on how grateful she is to have Martina. She supports her and loves her children too. The production shows a clip of Julia, who is crying over her lettuce in a grocery store as her daughter leaves for school. Side note: Did you all see in WWHL that Nicole and Anthony are now engaged? Is Nicole trying to get the wedding story next season like Alexia has this season?
Lisa is brave stupidly take their children to the infamous Sugar Factory. This place is amazing, but if you can’t take care of your own kids without help, this sugar-infused restaurant is not the place to go. Lisa looks like a fish out of water with her children, and struggles as she tries to control them. The producer asks Lisa, “Is being a mother all it’s supposed to be?” Lisa mentions that the babysitter quit, so she has to handle this on her own. Lenny still believes that he doesn’t have much to do at home and that he can handle this responsibility. I agree with Lenny that he desperately wanted them and now he has them. Put down the selfie stick and cancel salon appointments. Lisa needs to take out her hair extensions and put the rest of her hair into a bun. Chase those little sugar-infused tykes around your mansion, it would be like going to the gym. Am I right or wrong?
Sea and sun is having alexia to catch up on Todd and Peter’s situation. Alexia describes how things got out of control. He’s still defending Peter, but then the production shows the “real Peter” and how nasty he can be. Alexia is in the middle of two people she loves. Marysol says that Peter has a “soft soul”, and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at that. Alexia thinks Peter is struggling because he wonders what Frankie could have been. She’s in an alternate universe if she thinks that’s all that’s wrong with Peter.
Alexia is going to fight to have todd and his family together. She is determined to make it work and believes this is their relationship forever. Alexia needs to open her eyes and get the help her family needs. we know Peter is still getting into trouble to this day..
guerdy you will meet with an event planning team to discuss your charity. She is organizing an event to honor the victims of the Haiti earthquake. Guerdy wants to honor his brother who lost his life and spent his career working for the United Nations. She is giving the profits to help children in Haiti get an education. Bravo to you, Guerdy, for doing something to help your impoverished country. Guerdy then receives a call from Alexia and has decided on an outdoor venue for her wedding. Hallelujah, we have a wedding venue for now.
Larsa she’s getting glam for her jewelry shoot for her line called Larsa Marie. Kiki arrives and wants me to model her designs. Larsa is having Harper’s Bazaar shoot her jewelry line in the Hamptons. I agree with Larsa that Kiki is a beautiful model and will look great in her photos. I think Kiki brings more to this show than Larsa, who is just promoting her daughter’s modeling and jewelry line. What do you all think?
Lisa will meet with Nicole and they will compare their amazing “sick” bodies. She is planning a sleepover for the girls. Nicole tells Lisa that her mom pushed her to have a relationship with her dad. He wants his father to become a part of Greyson’s life. Lisa mentions that Alexia has been very rude to her. alexia happens to call when Lisa is doing her ITM. Lisa compares her to the devil. with the face of Cuban Barbie.
Lisa is having her event at the Faena Hotel, which looks spectacular. She has a cabaret show planned for everyone and then they sleep over. The Faena has the largest penthouse in the US and the views are to die for. The penthouse costs $50k a night, and Lenny, the God of Boobs, keeps the tab. There are a lot of boobs here, literally and figuratively!
lisa lays Adriana and Julia together in a room. Adriana says that she leans on her friends because she feels lonely. She doesn’t want to lose Julia as her support.
and he hangs on to it like a lifeline so he can stay on this show. Julia doesn’t care what others think of their relationship. and will allow Adriana to use it for a story. Guerdy arrives in a sensational black dress, which does not disappoint. She won’t get into any bullshit with Adriana and just walks around the room ignoring her. Side note: Adriana at her ITM looks ridiculous in her lavender dress with her faux blonde braid.
Adriana has now practically mounted Julia and is force-feeding her. She demands that he go deeper and deeper. Adriana, you’re going to drown him and you look silly and desperate.
Guerdy and Nicole are discussing Alexia’s wedding, and she shares with her that another venue is pulling out of the wedding. She has all the other vendors lined up and has been working feverishly. Guerdy is going to tell Alexia tonight that he failed. Nicole doesn’t think it’s a smart idea to unleash that news on the group. Alexia is inside arguing with Marysol about how stressed she is about planning the wedding. She doesn’t think things aren’t progressing the way she and Todd thought they would.
Guerdy is saved by Larsa’s bell before she rings Alexia’s. Barbie doll without the head of her body At least Larsa is busy with her Larsa Marie brand and invites them all to the Hamptons. Marysol wants to know if they are going to get a private jet. Larsa is working on it so that these pampered princesses don’t have to travel on commercial flights.
The ladies are now in the burlesque show, which looks super sexy. The show looks provocative and sensual as the half-naked performers twirl around the bed. Lisa, also known as Tits McGee, is called on stage to perform. You are asked to describe a fetish to the crowd. Lisa is lying on the stage and proclaims that she has a fetish for Julia. Adriana is a little jelly when Lisa claims to be in love with Julia. Lisa clearly has no idea what the word fetish means. She is looking to “become” for Julia.
Marysol asks Guerdy about Alexia’s wedding plans. Guerdy must tell Alexia that her large-scale production cannot be accommodated. Alexia is so self centered that she wants to have this big production for a THIRD WEDDING during COVID. Todd would marry her anywhere and she thinks the universe is telling her not to marry. You should listen to what he’s telling you!
Marysol thinks Alexia is devastated by all of Peter’s drama. Lisa tries to end the sadness by playing a game of truth or dare. She is trying to warm them up for Alexia’s bachelorette party. Julia chooses a challenge and must feed Lisa almonds with only her mouth. Adriana gets jealous that Julia kissed Lisa while doing this. Julia, the ever so flirtatious, claims it’s harmless fun. He has a carefree attitude and just likes to have a good time. Julia is asked if she would cheat on Martina and she insists that it will never happen. Do NOT break Martina’s heart!
Nicole is getting ready in her beautiful closet to meet her dad for a chat. He is wearing a shirt, but seems to have forgotten his pants. Julia’s father, Miguel, who thinks he is Rico Suave, brings her flowers. He is conspicuously dressed and has a lot of arrogance. Miguel thinks he should have more than one child. He brags about having more children than just four and he still doesn’t stop. Julia believes that he is deliberately trying to hurt her. Now we have a sequel…
Next week, they head to the Hamptons. Adriana keeps showing her boobs and trying to get Julia’s attention. I hope all of you Blurbers are having a great 2022 so far!
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