This week in the Real Housewives of Potomac, we headed to the beautiful east coast with our ladies, husbands, luggage, etc. They will be throwing salad and not in the sexual sense since there is nothing pleasant about what happens. Let’s see what waves they can make among this group, shall we?
Missing in action and Gordon are preparing for their trip to the Chesapeake Bay. Gordon is not happy with this trip as he hardly knows this team, but he will take one for the team. He admits that it can be a bit more when he goes out partying, and based on future clips, it gets off the rails a bit. Mia tells Gordon yes Candiace keep up her antics she’ll shut her ass and put it on timeout. She is leaving the children with their mother, Valerie, for the first time, so it seems that they are making progress in their relationship.
Candiace and Chris are having snacks outside and he is already having a cocktail. Does the production focus on this as it will be a future story? Candiace wants herself with an independent artist. She is confident in herself, but will the record industry accept this? Candiace is hopeful of signing with the same label as Usher. She will expose her areolas throughout this journey to stardom, and to succeed in this competitive industry, she will have to do it literally and figuratively.
Candiace shares with Chris what happened with Mia interrogating Dorothy. Mia doesn’t intimidate her with her battered clit and size 14 shoes. I think Miss Candiace is threatened by this rookie as I think Mia got too close to home with her comments about her marriage to Chris.
Candiace likes Mia on a projector and thinks she projects all her insecurities onto others. She is trying to get Chris to accept this theory, but even he may admit that he went too far with Mia’s mother. They then discuss the couples’ weekend and who will attend. Chris thinks he’ll be the loudmouth of the group unless Michael shows up, so he deserves the honor. He may have lost his title due to this episode showing Gordon transforming into G.
Ashley is directed to From Robyn home in order to earn some filming credits. Robyn is happy that they are moving into their new home in two months. She is not vibrating with Wendy and feels that she is still being dismissive of her. Gizelle texts Wendy telling her that she is not interested in attending the girls’ trip and that she will be keeping her luggage at home. Based on next week’s progress, you need to change your mind about it.
Wendy and Eddie talk about their partners’ journey. She tells Eddie about her gloomy invitation to the ladies. Wendy is delighted that she can use her words to hit Gizelle and Robyn. She may have a higher education, but she is fond of dealing with people like Gizelle.
Robyn believes that Wendy has an intense dislike for her. Ashley is trying to convince Robyn to leave since Michael is staying home with the baby. and watching babysitter on babysitting cam. Have you noticed that Michael has been quite non-existent this season?
Karen Ashley takes with her so they can gossip about the other ladies. Ray will join them the next day. Karen hilariously surmises that Robyn doesn’t need Juan around, as Robyn does an excellent job of “teasing” herself.
Wendy and Eddie arrive on the Eastern Shore and she looks beautiful. She wears a short fluorescent yellow coat over what appears to be black lingerie. Wendy is letting everything be there trying to hold on to her beloved Eddie. The house has seven bedrooms and no one is being relegated to a farmhouse at the end of the street. Gordon and Mia arrive, and he wants the valet to bring his bags. He seeks help from Eddie, but he is not interested in being his helper.
This weekend as a couple is all about good vibes. They decide to sing GVO, and they are taking some photos and Gordon is slowly evolving into G. Gordon is a teddy bear at home, but he gets “turned on” away from home. Wendy finds out about Mia’s mother’s past and can see that she has empathy for her. She asks Wendy if Candiace’s comments were worrying her, but Mia acts like she’s taken aback by Candiace’s digging under the belt. Mia has found a better way to deal with Candiace – she sees her as a spoiled brat who she has to put up with.
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Karen and Ashley talk about their wedding, and has even decided to invite Gizelle.
with production thrust. Ray believes that Gizelle will bring her hairdresser as her plus one. He has a good point as we know Pastor Holy-wh * re will not appear as his date.
Candiace and Chris arrive and she is already teasing Mia. He has a boner for her and is still resentful of what Mama Dot was told. Candiace thinks that people who can’t be in GVO should just GTFO. You may want to retrace your steps back to your car and head back to Potomac then.
Gordon mentions that he is a connoisseur of strip clubs. He shares that Mia chooses strippers and has a preference for white girls. Candiace doesn’t understand why he goes there when he married one. Gordon then starts to fuck dry and lick his lips, which makes the other women feel a bit uncomfortable. Side note: He warned Mia that she likes to get a little weird when she goes out, and it doesn’t disappoint … unfortunately.
Askale and her husband Dre arrive, and they enter a scene that I don’t think they were expecting. She and Dre are good athletes, so they start shooting some shots. Wow, they’re going to toast all these shots of vodka, and I haven’t seen any food yet.
Gordon is now outside relaxing, and he gets a call about a new car for Mia. He wants her to have a custom G car for her wedding anniversary.
Gordon carries the phone inside and puts the call on speakerphone so everyone can hear. Mia tries to grab the phone, and G. takes this opportunity to tell her to shut up. The other women look on in horror at her comment, but Mia doesn’t react at all. Wendy wants to know what else is said behind closed doors. Candiace thinks Gordon is like Michael, who has been known many times for misbehaving when he has been drinking.
Candiace and Mia talk about what happened to their mom. She is really casting some shade at Mia, and some would say, “She is being very ugly!” Askale valiantly tries to close this conversation, but is ignored again.
Candiace is picking on Mia so hard, and it’s literally painful to listen and watch. She is lucky Mia has a lot of restraint as these other women would not tolerate this shit. Candiace the night crawling flame and continues to insult her mother. Didn’t you learn anything from last season and how words can turn into violence? Mia walks away, talks to another friend, and calls these women some broken bitches. Askale is offended by that statement, and rightly so, as she appears to be one of the few on this show with money.
And Candiace once again attacks Mia’s mom by replying to Mia: “Your mom is a ruined bitch.” This is even after Wendy let it be known earlier that Mia had a history with her mother that she hadn’t yet shared with some of the women. It makes you wonder if Candiace already knew the story of Mia’s mom and just didn’t care. #Low blow. Leave the moms on the sidelines.
Karen and Ashley are finally getting closer as this fucking show unfolds. They may want to get out of here once they see what is happening.
Wendy, the hostess, presents everyone with her new candles. Karen and Askale get the first choice of rooms as they were relegated to the farmhouse last time. Ashley is next and then Mia. Maybe Candiace can put an inflatable bed in the broom closet or something since she gets the last few dibs other than Gizelle and Robyn, who probably won’t be coming?
Candiace is now telling Mia why she has provoked her by acting tall and powerful. She is calling G her pimp and yelling at him to come check on her. Candiace then starts throwing lettuce at Mia. Mia then picks up the whole damn bowl and we have a full-blown food fight. WOW Mia has definitely found the hot button to press with Candiace and blow her up, but can she handle this vicious little fire? Time will tell …
Next week, Robyn and Gizelle arrive, and Gordon begins Really misbehave. Chris has to contain Candiace again since she loses it. Have a fabulous week, Blurbers, and tell me which side you’re on.
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